Student A: You should try my grandfather's lasagna. Well, it's not lasagna, but it's like it. It's....zucchini...wait, no that's a vegetable....a martini.....wait.....
Teacher: Do you think you mean ziti?
Student A: YES! Ziti, it's soooooo good.
Student B: A martini is a drink, right? An adult drink.
Student A: Oh yeah. My mom's had one of those.
long pause
Student A: My mom's had a lot of adult drinks, actually.
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Oh my gosh I love what comes out of children mouths. I work in a Special Ed preschool room, and I'm telling ya, those kids are so funny. I actually started a blog awhile back on the going's on in the room just so I won't ever forget It's called Three days a week. One of my favorites was when we lined up by the door, which has a big stop sign on it, one of the preschoolers asked, 'What does a stop sign say?'
ReplyDeleteYa just gotta love them!