Thursday, April 28, 2016

What The Fly Overheard in My Classroom

Student A:  You should try my grandfather's lasagna.  Well, it's not lasagna, but it's like it.  It's....zucchini...wait, no that's a vegetable....a martini.....wait.....

Teacher:  Do you think you mean ziti?

Student A:  YES!  Ziti, it's soooooo good.

Student B:  A martini is a drink, right?  An adult drink.

Student A:  Oh yeah.  My mom's had one of those.

long pause

Student A:  My mom's had a lot of adult drinks, actually.

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1 comment:

  1. Oh my gosh I love what comes out of children mouths. I work in a Special Ed preschool room, and I'm telling ya, those kids are so funny. I actually started a blog awhile back on the going's on in the room just so I won't ever forget It's called Three days a week. One of my favorites was when we lined up by the door, which has a big stop sign on it, one of the preschoolers asked, 'What does a stop sign say?'

    Ya just gotta love them!

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