A tattletale came running over and said "Sarah just typed SEX on the computer!"
"Sarah, is that true?" Long, deadly stare. "Then go back to your seat."
After everyone left, I asked her if she did it. She totally admitted it.
"Why did you do it?"
Because I'm 10.
And, even though I'm not 10, I was curious too. "Well, is there?"
"No, but there is one like it."
"WHAT????"
"Well, sort of like it. It was SEXY."
"I highly doubt there's a town called Sexy anywhere in this world. Don't do it again."
Now hurry up and leave so I can go see.
Indeed, there is a town called Sexy. In Peru. It was in wikipedia too. I'm not entirely sure it's real, but it's on the weather channel and wikipedia, so who would know?
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