I know you think I have an obsession with talking about underwear. Maybe I do. I talk about it here, here and here. I probably should see someone about this.
But this time, I have a little something to share about underwear. And it's not mine!
Fumbling around in the laundry basket before school, I grabbed my gym shorts so I could teach a class at the gym after school.
Imagine my shock when they didn't fit!
In my haste to grab these:
I grabbed k-ster's underwear! And I realized it as I had like 5 minutes before my class started. None of my own shorts were in my bag, not even a dirty pair. No yoga pants just waiting to be found.
It's a women's gym, so pretty much anything goes, but since k-ster is about twice my size, they wouldn't stay up!
So I had to teach in the pants I wore to school all day!
Nothing like Pilates in regular pants. Non stretchy, regular pants.
Well, I guess Pilates in men's underwear would really have been something, but I wasn't ready to show them MY underwear in the process, so regular pants it was!
Oh, on a completely unrelated note. Verizon? As my student yelled to me when I waved as I passed by her walking down the road, you can SUCK IT!!!
It's a women's gym, so pretty much anything goes, but since k-ster is about twice my size, they wouldn't stay up!
So I had to teach in the pants I wore to school all day!
Nothing like Pilates in regular pants. Non stretchy, regular pants.
Well, I guess Pilates in men's underwear would really have been something, but I wasn't ready to show them MY underwear in the process, so regular pants it was!
Oh, on a completely unrelated note. Verizon? As my student yelled to me when I waved as I passed by her walking down the road, you can SUCK IT!!!
Came close to making it a more interesting class.
ReplyDeleteHaha, that's quite the mix-up! You probably made a good call in the end :)
ReplyDeleteHaha!! That is hilarious! I thought you were going to say that you went to the gym in his underwear. Too bad the wouldn't fit, because that would have been really, REALLY funny. Teaching in regular pants IS really funny, though. (Thanks for linking this up to #findingthefunny last week!)
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